The Statesman should test market edible information products After delivering millions of sometimes-bland newspapers, I finally came up with a recipe ripe to compete with the Internet; via products you can simply eat, rather than wastefully toss out or recycle: Start out small, like at the food mall, and then mix nutritious soy based ink with cellulose news columns . Wrap into hermetically sealed rice paper, stuffed with ads. Organically orient the A Section to include everyman’s essential waking vitamins, with a whiff of caffeine providing the Buzz for B. In winter, Lifestyles could supply Vitamin C, to lick the dark. Occasionally articles come along that are so well written, such as Zimo’s Overlooked diving ducks , that they don’t need extra spices to whet readers hardy appetites. To alleviate rogue dogs from snatching the tasty wraps from the ground, require home subscribers to maintain a sanitary Statesman box, modified in the form of a child’s toy oven. When neighbors see subscr...