Subject: Jesus vs Satan > > >This is one of the best clean jokes I've seen! > >Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on >the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired >of hearing all the bickering. > >Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set >up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge >who does the better job." > >So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. > >They moused. > >They faxed. > >They e-mailed. > >They e-mailed with attachments. > >They downloaded. > >They did spreadsheets! > >They wrote reports. > >They created labels and cards. > >They created charts and graphs. > >They did some genealogy reports > >They did every job known to man. > >Jesus worked with >heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than h...